Uterus Hat Required.

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pleatedjeans:

[joy ang][follow her on tumblr]

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

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sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

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dumpsterfetus:

the most masculine of all pokemon:

deerpong:

bowlingforsoup:

how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

That was so deep I shit myself

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jakiiiro:

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

mierswa kluska.

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dylanofuckme:

realizing just how many europeans i am following just now

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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via yourvoiceinnovember)

yeeeeeah fuck you rock wraith

oh shit I have to fight a boss while drunk fuck

Gwttin drunk and eating the flesh of the damned Yeaahahahhh

Gettin drunk while wearing my mom’s earrings yeeeeah

gettin drunk and playing video games yeaaaah